Monday, April 14, 2008

It's Jujyfruits, not an ethnic slur!

They are all different colors
and they are all the same flavor
I don't know what that flavor is.
"It's Jujy/not an ethnic slur!"
Green doesn't have a flavor
It's confused about its orientation.
Am I licorice?
Am I cherry?
Not even apple.


MelCoyle said...

The ideal purchaser of Jujyfruits is a 14 year old female bullfrog outside of Washington D.C whose plastic surgeon treats warts of just her kind and who has never met a toad but finds them exotic and dry.

C.L. Halliburton said...

i wholly agree