Slavic men like to wear brown
They wear it very well
All about town they sashay in a
radiant brown, it makes them look good.
The townspeople marvel at their
lovely and exotic garb
"Look at his brown. Doesn't it
make his pale skin shine in the light?"
These pale slavic men wear
their brown well enough during the day
but when they take it off at night
they breathe a sigh of relief.
For it is hard carrying around
such a brilliant color. . .
even though they wear it very well.