I know what's wrong with this shirt.
It's made for a slightly over weight boy
A husky, chunky mutt who's growing a
mustache, fucking squeezing it out.
He's got sweaty underarms and his erection
is always half mast. God Bless America!

This kid can't win.

I thought the buttons were on the wrong side
I had a feeling there were no breasts in here
I noticed this didn't accommodate my hips

This kid can't win.