Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Thoughts on Fresh Breath

A man that prides himself on getting buzzed off mouthwash shots in the morning seems interesting. If by his sixth shot, he screws on the child-proof lid and finds that it is good, it seems like I should get to know him.

A man who drinks his fill of Listerine, prevents gingivitis, and operates heavy machinery soon after. . . seems like the kind of man I'd like to talk to.

A man who makes frequent trips to Wal-Mart, walks briskly to the Health and Beauty area, stands in the express line, comes home to put five bottles in the garage, one bottle in the medicine cabinet, so not to alarm the family. . . seems like a man I need to see about.

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