Saturday, March 29, 2008

Ode to the Energy Drink

I love the taste of riboflavin
in the morning. It tastes like
certified color. It smells like
natural flavors.
The B-vitamins are dancing
and the carbonated potassium
Makes me feel nice.
I love the feel of bourgeois
water. I get off on it's
bottle design. Better than
the top that holds back a gushing
orgasm that is riboflavin. It feels like
bursting sodium.
It tastes like love.

1 comment:

Jimbo said...

mmmmm...deliciousness