My bus driver got the Safe Driving Award in 2006.

What the hell happened in 2007? He no doubt tried to parallel park under the influence. He hit a small Pomerania or some other hard to spell or hard to manage canine. He didn’t know what to do with the carcass. This is not surprising. This man was clearly not trained for covering up crimes. It was a wild year, that 2007. He no doubt damaged of dented or dinged a small child’s wheelchair. He apologized and made nice, but the strain was already caused. Do you know how much those motorized scooters cost? It’s 2008 now, good things are bound to happen. 2007 was just a wild year.