Tuesday, October 23, 2007

The Art of Keying Cars

Is not beyond you if you have a thirst for vengeance
That cannot be settled with "just holding it in."
God bless those edges that are serrated
And paint that it is as faulty as your temper
"Bitch!" "Bastard!" "Cunt!" "Dick!" are among the
Many things to scrawl across the hood of a Camry
Tires are added flair and suggest arrogance
Stick with cowardice and with seven payments of
19.95 plus shipping and handling, you too. . .
Can learn the Art of keying cars.

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