The angry lesbian says
she likes my hair
and I say thanks
it has cleared the air

It follows me around
like some cloud of soul
defying common idioms,
asking for acceptance
while lacking grace

Less calories will make us remember
Is that study brought to us from
the Swedes?
This is why I don't trust them
They are very fair and skinny
They gave us ABBA
and the clock
No--
That's the Swiss.
The Swedes are
super tall
and very skinny
and apparently have great memories.